Denver: We apologize for being a little behind on this announcement due to a sudden epidemic in the office.
S: Yes, an onset of routine paper work of all things.
D: ((shudders)) I feel sorry for those office people.
S: I know, right? Who wants to be doing paper work when you could be hanging out with us and the yard staff?
D: Exactly. Now, on to this great announcement.
S: It's time for November's Playmates of the Month.
D: Did you say Playmates? Isn't there usually just one?
S: Yes, usually, but this month is a double feature. You just can't have one without the other. They are two peas in a pod! They like to wrestle and romp and frolick with one another, and welcome every dog to play with them! They've never met a dog they didn't like.
D: Who? Who? Tell us, tell us, TELL US!
S: Alright, alright already! CONGRATULATIONS FRANKLIN & ELEANOR MALLORY for winning this month's Playmates of the Month award!
Franklin Mallory
Eleanor Mallory
D: Alright! You two definitely deserve it!
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