S: I'm appalled. I'm outraged.
D: You know it's bad when we have two posts in one day. This just couldn't wait.
S: Did you hear that that miserable state Chad moved to is trying to pass a law to ban pit bulls? Time to come back to NC, Chad!
D: It's true. Some ignorant government officials in Ohio have proposed a ban on all pit bulls. Apparently they have never experienced the bliss of getting a Mushy kiss.
S: Heck, I probably have a little pit bull somewhere in my lineage. I got a mean grip during tug-of-war.
D: What these lawmakers need to realize is that dogs are not the problem here. It's the people.
S: A dog of any breed could bite. We were hunters in the olden days.
D: Heck yeah! I killed a bird just yesterday.
S: Maybe they should consider banning labs. There's a breed that has the shared honor of most likely family dog and most dogs bites per year.
D: Yeah, and what about ankle biters like Chihuahuas (no offense Lulu, we love ya!)? I mean, really, this is ridiculous.
S: I remember a story last year where a pit puppy (we're talking young, like 8 weeks) gnawed off a baby's fingers. My first question: Where the heck are the parents of this baby? And why would they have a teething puppy around said baby unsupervised? I mean, this didn't happen in a couple of minutes.
D: This is getting me all riled up. Maybe we should find a bunch of purebred, fluffy, cute dogs to storm the capitol in Ohio and kick some political butt!
S: Or, if you want to help in a less bloody way, you can go here to sign the petition and contact the officials about your outrage.
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