D: Do you have to be so dramatic, Sparks?
S: Believe me, I am not over-dramatizing this. Wow, that's a long word. I'm kinda impressed I even used it.
D: Focus Sparks. What's the big news?
S: Oh yeah. I just overheard some of the staff saying that next week is Chad's LAST WEEK!
D: What? You mean before goes on vacation? Calm down Sparks. He always goes to that island and plays "Survivor" in the summer. Comes back looking all hairy and tan and stuff.
S: No Denver. Like leaving. FOREVER.
D: You must of heard wrong. There's no way Chad would leave us. He's been here too long.
S: Nope. It's true. Allana has lured him away to Dublin.
D: He's moving to Ireland?
S: No, Dublin, Ohio.
D: Oh.
S: It's a shame too, because I always liked Allana, although she never really liked me jumping on her. Now I'm going to have to hate her.
D: That seems kinda drastic. We've known for a while that they were getting married. We should've figured they might move.
S: But Ohio? Who wants to live in Ohio?
D: Have you ever even been to Ohio, Sparky?
S: Well, no, but we're not there, so it must suck.
D: This is true.
S: So, I'm torn between being mad at Chad all week and trying to spend as much time as possible with him before he leaves. D: Well, if you ignore him, then I can get all the attention.
S: Did I mention that this sucks?
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