S: Hey, where's Kassie at today?
D: Can't you read, doofus? What do you think all of those sappy goodbye notes are about?
S: You don't have to call me names, Miss Smarty-Pants. I just didn't see them.
D: Sure, Sparks... Thursday was her last day. She doesn't love us anymore.
S: That can't be it, there must be some other reason. She was always super nice to me.
D: Well, sure, everybody acts like they like you, because you're the namesake and all.
S: Are you implying that everybody doesn't like me?
D: Well, maybe not everybody.
S: (Walking away) I don't have to put up with this. I'm going to sleep.
D: He's so sensitive. Anyway, yes, Kassie had to leave us to pursue other opportunities. She is pretty talented with that camera of hers, so we certainly wish her the best of luck. And in case you're wondering, Kassie, I can read and I'm holding you to your promise to come back to visit!
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