Happy Birthday, Sparky! Promo

S: You guessed it, it's my birthday.

D: Wasn't too hard to figure out from the title or the picture, Sparks.

S: As always, your two cents are greatly appreciated, Denver... Anyway, in honor on my 5th birthday, Tara is offering a present for you. Wait a minute. It's my birthday and you're the ones getting the presents? What' up with that?

D: The day's not over yet, Sparky. I'm sure you'll get something later. She took me to Three Dog Bakery for my birthday. They give free treats to birthday dogs. :-)

S: Food is always an appropriate gift.

D: You'd eat 24 hours a day if she'd let you.

S: I have a high metabolism.

D: Sure, that's why you had to go on a diet last year...

S: I know, she starved me! I wasted away to a mere 70 pounds.

D: Sparks, I think you were telling them about the promotion.

S: Ah, yes, the great Birthday Promotion. All you have to do is refer a friend to At Play with Sparky. (I'm sure you're out there telling everyone about this place anyway, so now we're just rewarding you for it.) Just tell other pooches how great this place is and if they come to play anytime in the next month, you will receive a free day of playcare! (Please have them write your name on the "referred by" line of their application.)

D: That's cool! We're going to get to meet a bunch of new dogs this month!

S: That's the idea.

D: Okay, everybody, join me in wishing Sparky the happiest birthday yet! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Sparky, you look like a dog and you smell like one too!