Denver: Sparks, do you know what the Ides of March is?
Sparky: Sure, Denver. It's from Julius Caesar. "Beware the Ides of March." It refers to the 15th of the month. Today.
D: Wow, I must say I'm impressed.
S: Because I know Shakespeare?
D: Well, yeah.
S: Contrary to popular belief, I don't just sleep all the time. Reading is very condusive to laying around. Which I do enjoy. Why are you asking about the Ides of March anyway?
D: Well, the date seems to hold a sense of foreboding and we have something to be seriously foreboded about.
S: I'm not sure that foreboded is a word.
D: Anyway, have you heard the latest?
S: You mean about At Play with Sparky offering cat boarding?
D: How can you be so calm about it?
S: Um, it's not like they're going to be out in the yard with the dogs.
D: I know, but they'll be IN THE BUILDING. CATS!
S: Ignore my overly-dramatic sister, folks. Here's how it will work: We have a seperate space for the kitties. The kitty condos are large enough for one to two cats (from the same family) and offer several perches, a comfy bed, scratching area, toys, water, and of course a little box.
Sparky: Sure, Denver. It's from Julius Caesar. "Beware the Ides of March." It refers to the 15th of the month. Today.
D: Wow, I must say I'm impressed.
S: Because I know Shakespeare?
D: Well, yeah.
S: Contrary to popular belief, I don't just sleep all the time. Reading is very condusive to laying around. Which I do enjoy. Why are you asking about the Ides of March anyway?
D: Well, the date seems to hold a sense of foreboding and we have something to be seriously foreboded about.
S: I'm not sure that foreboded is a word.
D: Anyway, have you heard the latest?
S: You mean about At Play with Sparky offering cat boarding?
D: How can you be so calm about it?
S: Um, it's not like they're going to be out in the yard with the dogs.
D: I know, but they'll be IN THE BUILDING. CATS!
S: Ignore my overly-dramatic sister, folks. Here's how it will work: We have a seperate space for the kitties. The kitty condos are large enough for one to two cats (from the same family) and offer several perches, a comfy bed, scratching area, toys, water, and of course a little box.
The staff will play with/pet on each visiting kitty for about ten minutes a day. Moms and dads can buy extra playtime. It's only $12/day and $60/week. Your second kitty stays for half price. And if your kitty friend is boarding at the same time as his canine pal, you get $2 off/night. If you want to know more about Cat Boarding at Sparky's, just ask!D: I can't believe Tara's letting the enemy in. I feel so betrayed.
S: Oh goodness. Check out the new cat boarding page on our website!
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